WHY CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

KARAM SINGH WALIA : Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-
ayam itu sedang >melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan
malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang
paling hebat di maya pada masa ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu Ayam
haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayamagar menahan
najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........
Ayam di jalan di lintaskan ,Ayam di reban mati tak makan

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing
walking around all over the place anyway?

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

BILL CLINTON 've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

MAHATHIR: You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama' chicken-
chicken bisnes....the foreign powers should stop intervening in our
domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want
to...'apa nama' cross the road,they should be allowed to cross the
road .. Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do
whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't threaten the
Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to
do so...we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

ABDULLAH BADAWI: Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan
percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik
pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam - ayam
semua...jangan percaya..jangan percaya....

SAMY VELLU : ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin
banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan
lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga,
saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........