A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:

>Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training

>before he visits Washington and meets with president Bill Clinton.

>The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with

>President Clinton, please say 'how are you'.

>Then Mr Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?"

>Now you should say 'me too'.

>Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."

>It looks quite simple, but the truth is....

>When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?".

>Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humour:

>"Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..."

>Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.."

>Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room…..

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Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tita-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya... .:

Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. (maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta
dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut:

Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the
children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste.
(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalau tak salah saya, anak
buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya,bila dia masuk kerja, si
boss orang putihnya bertanya:

Boss : Why didn't you come to work?

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like
enter the wind. (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya
macam masuk angin)

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